Hello. My Name Is Mr. Lou
Alas, my fate. While my distant cousin Mr. Ed got pampered and treated like royalty I wound up belonging to a bunch of nuts in Southern Minnesota. Ed even got his own TV show. What did I get? Every year I get forced to dress up in some crazy outfit and ride around the Steele County Fair. Don't believe me? Well, take a look.
Man oh man, just when I'm ready to make a move on a sweet little filly at the fair, my owners do this to me. Instead of love all I get his laughter. Woe is me. Mr. Lou
Townsquaremedia Townsquaremedia1Dorothy
I don't remember Dorothy having a horse. However, I consider myself lucky. Being forced to dress like a small dog like Toto would have pushed me over the edge.
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia2Indian
This one wasn't too bad. At least I got by with just a feather in my mane.
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia3Plane
So what do these people do during the day to come up with the idea I'd look good dressed as an airplane?
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia4Beach Party
If I'm gonna be a horse that goes to the beach, they could of at least given me a thong or something. My whole rear is hanging out. Makes me feel so human.
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia5?
I honestly can't remember what this was all about. Trust me, wearing a mask and covered in cotton balls ain't a pleasant feeling.
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia6Raggedy Ann
I look like I'm wearing a kilt.
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia7What in the world is this?
I don't remember this one. Looks like I should be at a Viking game.
townsquaremedia townsquaremedia8Jailbird
Is that a zebra on my back?
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