The Ten Levels Of Minnesota Anger
For the most part, Minnesotans are very polite. Of course, every once in a while you'll have the misfortune to really piss someone off. But even then it is usually a pretty mild kind of anger.
Really, what's to get angry about being in Minnesota. On that note, I suspect if this weather doesn't warm up soon, I may be letting out some very descriptive verbal volleys.
Minnesotans definitely have that Canadian trait of apologizing whether it was our fault or not. I find myself doing it often. Someone rams their cart into me at the grocery store and I'll instinctively apologize.
So, here are the 10 levels of anger in Minnesota;
10. "Jeez Louise"
9. '"Jesus, Mary & Joseph"
8. "Woah, woah woah"
7. "Hold your horses"
6. "Hey Buddy!"
5. "For Heaven's Sake"
4. "If I had a nickel for every time"
3. "Well now, wait a minute"
2. "For Pete's sake"
1. "Listen here pal"
Actually, I hardly use any of these. I guess you could say my expressions of anger are a bit more colorful. WTF is a good one. My wife tells me I use that often and it's usually when I'm trying to figure out something on the computer.
A friend told her mother that WTF stood for "Well, That's Fantastic". Now she laughs every time she sees a post or text from her mother.
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