Name The SE MN Town Based on One Line From Urban Dictionary

We all know that each town across Southeast Minnesota is a little bit different, but can you guess which one is which based on one line from Urban Dictionary?

What I love about Southeast Minnesota is how all can appreciate how each town has something to offer (while also realizing that the town that we are from is the best, right?) Check out the quiz below:

I completely bombed it, which if you know me is probably not all too surprising.

Do you have any one-liners to add? Which town did Urban Dictionary get totally wrong? Any on point? Let us know!