Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump Bets
This is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter
The (glass) case against them is very strong.
Watch This Inside-the-Park Grand Slam (Because You May Never See Another)
The season of oddities in baseball continues to roll along.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Wow, Workers Waste a Ton of Time Each Day on Personal Business
Sounds like America's workers are phoning it in.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Yankees Hit Into Triple Play, Somehow Still Score a Run
It's the new law of baseball: three outs equals one run.
Idiotic Social Media Star Is a Total Jerk Who’s Driving Neighbors Bonkers
Man, is this guy annoying.
These Awful Tan Lines Will Have You Running for Shade
Ah, summer. A time to catch some rays and show off your color. But, oh, can it go wrong.